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Instead of normal wall coverings, ie posters of scantily clad ladies, he sticks his Stella Boxes to his wall, fucking ace
Full Name: Phillip John Meffen
Nickname: Phil / Meffen
Date Of Birth: 31.01.86
Hair Colour: fair/brown
Eye Colour: brown
Height: 5 ft 9inches
Occupation: Jesus's best buddie in the war against evil
Favourite music: Iron Maiden, Metallica, System Of A Down
Favourite light drink (eg; beer, lager): Worthingtons Cream Flow, Tetleys Smooth, Stella Atrois, Rolling Rock
Favourite Heavy Drink: Famous Grouse Scottish Whisky
Favourite Drunken Memory: Most Probably Banging my Head on tht toilet seat
The most pissed I have been was when ... I was in austria and drank 16 pints with the chinese ppl
What happened to you during said time: sang Bohemian Rhapsody with sheer drunken passion, gave up smoking for 2 minutes, passed out, spent 2 hrs banging my head ona toilet seat
Person you like the most: My present girlfriend charlene
Person you hate the most: all of the lads frm tht gaylord band " busted" anal cavety lol
Your theories as to the location of Saddam: thought i saw him in queens gardens on sunday, im sure he's one of them tramps down there with jesus sandals. lol
Favourite Phrase: " Luvley " / " EYYYYYYY" / "FUN E! "/ " Shut Up Gaz "
Favourite food: CHILLI, PASTIES, CURRY, TUNA, PRAWNS, EGGS + BEANS, FRIED RAT
In your ideal world ...
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I will be immortal + totally invincerble and move as fast as a bullet + be able to travel back in time and eat as many cheese + onion pasties as i could desire and own the worthingtons factory and have a really fukin ace motorbike + the best gear + will be able to fly + shoot people down with lazor eye beams and randomly spontainiously set ppl i dnt like on fire and mopeds for all!!! and smoke + drink as much as i want and still be able to run a mile in 2 seconds and learn to fly all sorts of spaceships and be the captain of the star ship enterprise but without the bald head and be in control of the world and the universe and kill avril lavigne and all the gaylords from busted and have a hamster as my french ambassidor and have all the duty free drugs + alcohol i could want...erm. oh yer and ill shut up now!! eeeeegh
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